So I'm just gonna say it. We bought Lincoln a girl's Halloween costume (without realizing it). We bought this costume months ago, and didn't think it would morph into something completely different once actually on...oops? I thought about posting the few pictures we took while we were bent over from laughing so hard, but that would be somewhat cruel, especially since Lincoln doesn't make a cute girl (which added to how funny it looked).
Instead of go to a Halloween party without costumes, we took a walk. A long walk. When we got home we ordered pizza, rented Red Riding Hood, and laughed again. Because really, what else can you do after that, you know?